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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

share office space ...

No way

Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

No go.

Do you regret being married to your current wife?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Why cant I sleep even tho I am sleepy? I am not anxious or worried but my body just doesn't want to. I've been awake for almost 2 days and feel sleepy but I cant sleep. My doctor said its anxiety related but its not. Is this normal?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Can CCTV cameras be integrated with other sensor technologies for enhanced security solutions? If so, how?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Why are Democrats opposed to restrictions on contraception such as requiring people to be over 18 to buy contraception, banning mail order contraception, and requiring a prescription from a doctor?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Weekend Box Office: How to Train Your Dragon Dethrones Lilo & Stitch with Fierce $84 Million Debut - Rotten Tomatoes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do Republicans only believe in two genders? How do they explain Caitlin Jenner and George Santos?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What happens in Sweden if you cannot pay a hospital debt you did not know about until recently but willing to pay when your finances improve?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What are the major security challenges facing India, both domestically and internationally, and how does the government address them?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts