What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:58

So they tried
share office space ...
No way
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No go.
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why did Trump call Biden and Schumer Palestinians?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
Why are most girls not open to the idea of anal sex?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts